A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
(Source: hippiebones, via la-la-lava)
I used to be so bad with accepting compliments that giving me compliments was like handing me a newborn
(via la-la-lava)
sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
(Source: raigau, via la-la-lava)
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
(via heybrina)
#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all insane
I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.
(Source: badsquishybadsquishy, via iwantasnack)
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
FINALLY. A fellow snail enthusiast. The same with pouring salt on them >:(
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if you ever hurt an animal on purpose you’re a fucking piece of shit
(via mythinkingdiary)
