Tongue Tied & Dizzy

A haiku about Mario Kart

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:45:08 -0400

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:26:30 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:22:35 -0400

shubbabang: I used to be so bad with accepting compliments that giving me compliments was like...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:21:39 -0400

shubbabang:

I used to be so bad with accepting compliments that giving me compliments was like handing me a newborn

jebbmeh: partevia: sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:20:14 -0400

jebbmeh:

partevia:

sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.

corgay: if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:17:19 -0400

corgay:

if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep

raspberryragdoll: chevchester: whimmy-bam: lordwatermelon: ka...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:28:03 -0400

raspberryragdoll:

chevchester:

whimmy-bam:

lordwatermelon:

kapsejs:

agnesaur:

the-mysterious-sugar-bowl:

kiibutt:

fairgroundsoldier:

#what kind of movie does this to you at the beginning

#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all insane

I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:27:23 -0400

burgrs: if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:00:03 -0400

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out

FINALLY. A fellow snail enthusiast. The same with pouring salt on them >:(

fightoffyourdarling: me in puppy form

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 03:25:20 -0400

fightoffyourdarling:

me in puppy form

vocaroo: if you ever hurt an animal on purpose you’re a fucking piece of shit

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:11:55 -0400

vocaroo:

if you ever hurt an animal on purpose you’re a fucking piece of shit

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:11:43 -0400

jpgay: please be nice to dogs

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:33:32 -0400

jpgay:

please be nice to dogs

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:32:53 -0400

hogwartsfacebook: I think this sums up his role in Mulan quite...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:32:32 -0400

hogwartsfacebook:

I think this sums up his role in Mulan quite well

(has this been done before)

authoritydangerheartkilljoy: princerammyz: Ever wonder what...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:29:05 -0400

authoritydangerheartkilljoy:

princerammyz:

Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like.
Not even joking.

Spam spam spam spam spam

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:26:53 -0400

Spam spam spam spam spam

Yes hello I am here

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:23:22 -0400

Yes hello I am here

schoompy: iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 02:44:53 -0400

schoompy:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

fuckin

crazy ass

bobbleheaded

tiny motherfuckin

i dont even

things that dont make any sense

dragon faced

jesus christ is that a duck

some kind of prehistoric nonsense

holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

cigs4kids: what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 02:41:38 -0400

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it